Russian Kirby ($RKIRBY)
Stoic. Pink. Always puffing. Russian Kirby inhales market chaos and exhales perfectly shaped smoke rings of pure alpha. Not a hero, not a villain—just a resilient blob with a nicotine-powered risk appetite and winter-hardy vibes.
Community coin with meme energy. No promises, only vibes. If it goes to zero, at least we looked extremely cool doing it.
Kirby Collection
A gallery of cursed Russian Kirby moments. Pixelated, smoking, eternal.
The Lore
Russian Kirby was forged in sub-zero markets. He learned two things: keep warm, keep buying.
He doesn’t fight FUD—he smokes it. Every red candle is just more fuel for the cigar.
No roadmap, only sidewalks. We walk together, share memes, and leave a smoky trail to the moon.
How to Buy
Phantom or Backpack works great. Fund it with a bit of SOL for fees.
Open the token page and swap for $RKIRBY. Click the big pink button. Puff, don’t think.
Post your pink blob everywhere. The more smoke, the bigger the cloud.
Why Russian Kirby?
Round corners, soft gradients, pixel charm. It looks huggable and slightly unhinged.
No 200-page whitepaper. Just vibes, memes, and decent taste in cigars.
We ship stickers, GIFs, and inside jokes. Utility arrives accidentally.